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Viewing Lyrics for The Grundy County Spitting Incident:
| | | Artist: | Cledus T. Judd |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | The Grundy County Spitting Incident | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 29 | | | | Lyrics: | Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. FaganR.Royer), Of Music
(ASCAP)RobbRoy West Music (BMI)
New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po
MusicChris Clark Publishing Designee.
New Lyrics (Stoled) by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch, Dan
Saranana, Rich Fagen, La-Po Music (BMI)Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Of Music (ASCAP)Dan Saranana
Publishing Designee
Sadie, pull this car over. Let me get me a can of
Skoal.
Well, we went down to the Grundy County auction
The sign said no tobaccer where
we sat
My wife told me that I should spit with caution
Or else we'll all wind up in a big
ol' spat
And I said hush your mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the
sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Then, I've never seen anyone get
so mad
From a little bit of spit on his John Deere hat
But I spit on him once, spit on him
twice
Spit Skoal on the feller in the second row
Well he turned around and nearly broke my
nose
I got a big fat lip, two black eyes
Shoulda just went and dipped outside
Well,
it musta been about eight or nine more minutes
Until I pulled that can of Skoal back out
And
I knew when I put my fingers in it
That I'd just spit it out amongst the crowd
...Look
out!
And you know I really don't care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween your cheek and
gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of y'all
Well I've never
saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst County auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em
once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on
a lady's white dress
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