Are you Asking for Lyrics? Yes, you are in the right place! artist browse | track browse | search | random lyric | submit lyric | contact us   BROWSE LYRICS: A B C D E F G H I J K L N M O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SEARCH LYRICS: Find: SITE STATS: - 390,703 lyrics - 24,405 artists Viewing Lyrics for Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer: Artist: Cledus T. Judd buy from Album: Unknown Track: Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer   Date Added: 18/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 31   Lyrics: Mac Anally Beginner Music (ASCAP) Rumors emanating From the North to all the Poles Outsiders speculating Who's designing Santa's clothes He's the newest face in Christmas And soon the world will know That Rudolph's nose Is not the only reindeer appendage that glows... CHORUS Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer Heaven help Santa should he call him queer He's standing tall Against the wall Of prejudice and fear He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer Well he came out of the forest And that's why he's on the news And ever since that legislation's changed Now they can't make poor Stephon Join in all those stupid stupid reindeer games CHORUS Prancer up in front of him He's got Blitzen to the rear He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer He's embarrassed by his antlers He retains progesterone And in his mind he looks like Doris Day And if the health plan springs for surgery Some day You know he really may CHORUS He's standing tall Against the wall Of prejudice and fear He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer Affirmative reaction The world is on it's ear Hey that speech that Jesse Jackson made Brought Rush Limbaugh to tears And he'll go down in history For months or even years He's Stephon (Stephon) The alternative lifestyle reindeer.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Cledus T. Judd Lyrics: 1.    First Redneck On The Internet  view 2.    The Change  view 3.    You Have No Right To Remain Violent  view 4.    If Shania Was Mine  view 5.    Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody The Devil Went Down To  view 6.    Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody Third Rock From The Sun -  view 7.    Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Su  view 8.    Every Light In The House Is Blown  view 9.    Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Tim  view 10.    Gone Funky (Parody Gone Country - Alan Jackson)  view home | artist browse | track browse | search | random lyric | submit lyric | contact us | link partners Copyright © Lyrics - Song Lyrics - Artists Lyrics All album artwork and lyrics are property of their respective authors, artists and labels.