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Viewing Lyrics for If Shania Was Mine (Parody Any Man Of Mine - Shania Twain):
| | | Artist: | Cledus T. Judd |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | If Shania Was Mine (Parody Any Man Of Mine - Shania Twain) | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Lyrics: | (Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain)
If Shania was mine, wouldn't be
proud of me,
Couldn't hardly blame her 'cos I'm so durned ugly.
But on our first date, we
could have a good time,
If I got her on the moonshine.
If Shania was mine, say it
fit just right,
Though the polyester suit was just a little too tight.
And there's no way
I'd have a bad hair day,
'Cos I'd buy a new toupee.
Oh. I'd love to seduce her,
But
she married her producer.
Now all I do is pray, pray, pray,
She'll get a gay boy some
day.
If Shania was mine, I'd prob'ly lose my mind,
If she only squeezed me, teased
me, pleased me one little time.
And if she only knew, all the things I'd do.
I'd be the
lawn mowing, crop-growing,
'Tato peeling, house cleaning kind.
If Shania was mine.
Well, If Shania was mine, she'd have to agree,
Can't no-one cook brocceel better than
me.
And a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback,
She's says: "Mmmmm. I like it like
that!"
Now all I do is wonder,
Whose bed her boots have been under.
I wish it had've
been mine, now, whine, whine,
That girl's so doggone fine.
If Shania was mine, I
think I'd go slap blind,
Starin' at her yummy little tummy and her booty shakin' round
behind.
And if she only knew, all the things I'd do.
I'd be the lawn mowing,
crop-growing,
'Tato peeling, house cleaning kind.
If Shania.
If Shania.
If
Shania.
Now was that mud lime, or deep white, yokel?
When she shimmies, and shakes,
it's more than I can take.
Oh, what she does to me in them videos,.
Wife's gonna leave me
if I don't explain, what I see in Shania Twain.
I'd love to see her in a magzine, centrefold if
you know what I mean.
Oh, me a', oh, my a', I was Shania would buy me a house in South
Carolina.
Two, four, six, eight, nine, I wish that Shania was mine. | | | |
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