Are you Asking for Lyrics? Yes, you are in the right place! artist browse | track browse | search | random lyric | submit lyric | contact us   BROWSE LYRICS: A B C D E F G H I J K L N M O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SEARCH LYRICS: Find: SITE STATS: - 390,703 lyrics - 24,405 artists Viewing Lyrics for If I were: Artist: Muppets, The buy from Album: Miscellaneous Track: If I were   Date Added: 18/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 5   Lyrics: If I were a poet, I would write a sonnet. It would say "I love you." Your name would be upon it. If I were a farmer, I'd give you a bunny. If I had a beehive, You would get free honey. Fa la la (many times) If I were a baker, You could have a cruller If I were a painter, Choose your favorite color. If I had some diamonds, I'd give you a few, Anything to show you How much I love you. Fa la la... Did you guess my secret? I am not a poet. Couldn't write a sonnet, And I think you know it. I am not a farmer, Can't give you a bunny. I don't have a beehive, Sorry 'bout the honey. Fa la la... I am not a baker, Don't know bread from batter. And I am not a painter, And it doesn't matter. I don't need a present, All I have to do Is look at you to show you How much I love you. Fa la la...    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Muppets, The Lyrics: 1.    Saying Goodbye  view 2.    Lower-case n  view 3.    Halfway down the stairs  view 4.    Be Kind  view 5.    One of These Things Is Not Like The Other  view 6.    Muppet Movie Finale: The Magic Store  view 7.    Nearly Missed  view 8.    The Land of Eight  view 9.    Room in Your Heart  view 10.    Sleep, Sweetums  view home | artist browse | track browse | search | random lyric | submit lyric | contact us | link partners Copyright © Lyrics - Song Lyrics - Artists Lyrics All album artwork and lyrics are property of their respective authors, artists and labels.