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Viewing Lyrics for Pumpkin Carver:
| | | Artist: | Insane Clown Posse |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | Pumpkin Carver | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 2 | | | | Lyrics: | Hey money got a big ass head
Folded like a, like a stop sign
Fuck dawg, hey
We gotta
go get that motherfuckin ball a brains
You know what I'm sayin, fuck dat
What? You wanna
make a song about death
Squeezin on a neck until it's all outta breath
You wanna hear me
rap about being the hardest
Well fuck that from now on I'm an artist
I carve pumpkins chop
chewy
Slice, swing twice, stab screwy, ooey
Chewy, dewy, gooey, slop
It all starts
with a quick chop, drop
Pumpkin rolls on the floor
Almost out the front door (oh we can't
have that)
Cut along the hair line (bowl cut)
Hold the pumpkin between your legs and lift
up
Boing brains snippity snip all the veins
Snip, cut
What? What the matter?
You
don't wanna do it?
Well fuck it then screw it
You'll never a pumpkin carver
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid, clowns,
and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Pumpkin carvers that
be the hobby
Sotown, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid, clowns, and the Kottonmouth
Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
What? You don't like this
rhyme?
I can't be on point all the time
Fuck it's Halloween
I gotta make a living
somehow
I'm a professional pumpkin sculptor
Alright motherfucka now
First, hollow the
container
Scrape that bitch with a hanger
Whatever just get something
Just get the
motherfucker all hollowed out
Like you could fill it up with lemonade,
And pour it out the
mouth if ya wanted to.
Umm never leave the eyes in tact
They'll turn all blue and puff out
and shit (wack)
Always remove 'em but keep 'em handy
Cause they taste like candy
Hahahaha, sike I'm only playin
Ok now get the scalpel
Slowly cut around the mouth be
careful
What the fuck we needed the lip
Here let me give you a little tip
Slow the
fuck down!
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown, Motown collectin
bodies
Twiztid, clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,
Halloween
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid,
clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween (Twiztid!)
Take a closer look you scary motherfuckers
Doesn't my jack-o-lantern look like your
little brother?
Neck nuggets start to fling, terrors what we bring
Twiztid, ICP, and the
Kottonmouth Kings
Pumpkins are for bitches; I like my shit instead
Cuz every devil's night
we carvin somebody else's head
When my meat cleaver chops heads fall to the floor
Fuck
buying pumpkins at the grocery store
Yeah, yeah alright you done flexed some skills on the
mike
This is my motherfuckin little song here right? (Right)
Let's get back to the
subject
Now hold steady, steady, steady, ready?
Insert the blade along the outer
eyelid
Very slowly I don't wanna look
Oh, you did
Ok gently count 25 spec meter outer
diameters (huh?) A square
I know it's hard you'd probably rather just stab and chop
But
you'll end up with a pile of slop
I've done it before
And them ain't, them ain't pumpkin
seeds
Those are fragments of skull
Oh! Crunchy
Hey nevermind that get back to
work
Eating on the fuckin job you'll never be an expert (oh)
What you wanna be a mailman,
a plumber, or a barber (no)
Or do you wanna be like your Uncle Violent J?
A pumpkin
carver
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid, clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid, clowns, and the
Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Make this
motherfucker sing fool
Kick 'em to the spleen
Happy Halloween
I be burnin Cali
Southern voters I always bring
Pletto from the ghetto
Nobody's in the meadow
When it
comes to carvin bitch
I'm shaper than Gipetto
I'm lovin that stiletto
Ask your trick
or fuckin treaters, more than thirty
Why I beat and greet the homies with the Chiba
Ariba!
Ariba I was born in this October
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